My roommate recently acquired a trucker hat featuring the word "grimey" on it (go here for an explanation, and here for why this may be inadvisable). This of course sparked an apartment-wide conversation which culminated with the logical conclusion that the hat was in fact a warning for future paramours - a warning, of course, about his VD. We then took the next logical step and decided that he needed a more explicit warning, lest the women of Chicago be caught unawares. Logically, we developed more suitable attire to further publicize his unfortunate affliction, and this merchandise is now available for sale to the general public for the first time. I therefore submit to you the VD line available exclusively at the LemonEye, Inc. Store. The VD line is available on a wide range of products. E-mail us with special requests.

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