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So what gives with the lemons? And how about the eye thing?

This is the man responsible:

File photo.

While dining at a southern New Jersey establishment known as Five Points, at some point he decided that it would be a good idea to squeeze a lemon pointed at my eye. Upon my inquiry regarding his reasons for doing so, he could provide no suitable response. Given the above photograph, I guess it's understandable.

Why do you redesign your site so much without updating the content?

Shut up.

Do people really ask these questions or did you make them up yourself?

I said shut up.

Feel free to e-mail us with any (real) questions, such as this one:

Can you actually buy the stuff in the store?

Yes, yes you can. CafePress.com handles all of the production, billing and shipping. I just give them the pretty pictures. Also, I don't see your payment info.